Hey everybody! Me, Larry! I'm back. I've been away for some time, and now I'm back! I've been away in Illinois at a convention of like-minded people. That's right, a convention. You heard me. A convention! It was the National Committee for the Non-Appropriationist Polemical Antideluvian Sensitivity Society for Cultural and InterIdentity Awareness. Yep. It was quite educational. There were pastries. And after lunch they served cookies and Coke.
I stayed in a hotel but I didn't sleep very well. I heard the hotel walls creaking and squeaking. And the air conditioning was loud and dried out the inside of my nose. But I got a free shower cap!!!!!!!!!!! FREE!!!!!!!!!!!!
The things we talked about at the conference? You know? I was all ready to come back to work and tell all my co-workers all the smart-stuff I learned over the course of the conference. But, like, I, you know, well, um, like, kept on falling asleep during the presentations. So, it's like, well, you know, I wasn't sure, um, even really what the conference was really about, you know? I mean, I think I sort of know what it's sort of about, cuz it's about embracing and embodying the values and principles of a sensitivity to the multiculturally aware life. But, really, I mean, I just sort of learned about, well, the first part of some of the presentations. They were sort of like, well, "The multicultural life is of vast importance and in need of further study." And then, boom, I fell asleep.
Well, anyway. The conference was basically all good, but I was glad to come back home and see Mr. Fracklepratzinjowlerettafluffernutter McPhee III. Here's what he looked like when I walked in!
He looked much smaller than before I left.




